Animal Planet, NYC

What is it with all the animals?  This city is teeming with them, and I’m not talking squirrels and bunnies and the occasional possum, no, I mean the domesticated animals in New York, they’re everywhere you look.  It’s animal planet regardless of the neighborhood.

At first I thought it was just my part of Manhattan.  At least half the people in my building own a dog, the rest of them have two plus a cat.  Big dogs up here in Wash Heights, retrievers, ridgebacks, family-size mutts, and of course the carving-block pit bulls cornered on the elevator by their owners, saying “He’s friendly!”  Small dogs, too, the Dominicans like Chihuahuas and small poodles, but the itsy-bitsy types congregate on the Upper East Side, in Chelsea, and in the Village, where quarters are more cramped, rents are higher, and the landlord is more attentive.  Everybody’s got a goddamn dog.

The history of my family is written in its ownership and—what?—enjoyment of Weimaraners, so I don’t worry that the dogs seem to outnumber the people in my part of the world, I just wonder why.  Why do we write our histories in this way, what makes us think the animals stand in for us?

Well, we’ve had a lot of encouragement of late from Big Science.  There’s a gene that explains every quirk of your behavior, there’s a part of your brain that lights up whatever you do, there’s a rousing new discipline called evolutionary psychology—it’s a cousin or a stepchild of sociobiology—that explains how everything you think preserves your species, except when it doesn’t.  Animals R Us, baby.  To put it more politely, Chemistry and Biology explain all that we need to know, so why shouldn’t we identify with the animals in our midst?

There is that old cultural integument that Ferenzci, Freud, Durkheim, Mauss, and others—whew, you thought this list was going to get longer—invited us to consider, on the assumption that if we’re mere animals, why do we fear death long before it’s imminent, why do we commemorate the dead, why do try so desperately to make this life, in this body, durable and memorable, through every available artifice?  How is it that we erect entire structures in our heads before even trying to build them?

OK, we’re not just bodies plus big brains.  In the most basic physical gestures and rituals, among them sexual intercourse between human beings, each of us is living up to expectations that are derived from our culture—from the roles we’re supposed to play, the roles we want to play—rather than acting on mere bodily urges determined by the reproductive season.  Passion, especially but not only the sexual kind, is peculiarly human, I want to say it is what makes us human, because it crosses the mind/body divide and engages every part of out being.

But still.  Passion has plenty of ugly manifestations, all of them properly grouped under the heading of the irrational.   We let the animals stand in for us because we want to know why they stick around even under difficult circumstances, when it’s stupid to stay.   What drives us, we ask, what makes us do crazy, loving, and hateful things that can’t be self-interested?  It is of course a trick question when you ask it of sentient beings who can’t give you the correct answer because they’re speechless, because they’re silently driven by instinct.  But still.

All this by way of introduction to Sheila, whom I met on 162nd Street today, between Amsterdam and Edgecombe, where she was trapping feral cats in those big rectangular cages meant for larger wild animals, with all their metal compartments they looked like land-locked lobster traps.

I was worried that she was trapping cats to send them off to die in a pound, so I wanted to explain to her that around here, they’re numerous and tribal, but soundless and friendly, and they probably kill a lot of rats at night, especially around the Morris-Jumel Mansion between 162nd and 160th (the oldest residence in Manhattan, right next door to 555 Edgecombe, where Joe Louis, Duke Ellington, and Count Basie lived in the 1930s).   She understood my concern.

She lives right around the corner, it turns out, and she runs the Feral Cat Initiative Program in this neighborhood for the city, on behalf of the “Mayor’s Alliance for NYC’s Animals.”  Halfway through her explanation of the traps and the animals—she had about a dozen cats in those cages—we established that she was from Memphis, not South Carolina, although I congratulated myself anyway because her accent is specific to the arc of the Old South that was called the Black Belt.

She and her comrades in this program trap feral cats, neuter them, ”tip” their ears, clean them up more generally, and then return them to their old neighborhoods.  “You bring them back here?” I asked, loudly, incredulously.  Why would you do that?

It’s pretty simple, actually, the Sanitation Department can’t count on us human residents to stow our garbage properly, so they employ newly socialized feral cats to reduce the rat population of New York City.  You have to love this town.

Now when I walk down 162nd on my way to the C, and Harley the big, slow, old grey and white tiger-striped cat stops to say hello, or when Mr. McGee, he of the tuxedo coloring, flops over on the sidewalk for a longer conversation, I can ask them about working conditions on the night shift, when the rodents come out.  Do you all hunt in something like a dog pack, or are you bagging those rats individually?  Oh, never mind.  But I do want to know what it was like to have their ears “tipped.”  For now it’s enough to know that they’re back on the street.



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5 responses to “Animal Planet, NYC

  1. Jim

    Monsieur Latour wasn’t kidding: It appears that we have an actor-network (NYC-residents-Alliance-Program-garbage-rats-cats) in action here, and it is the cats who will “win” in the end. Hardly irrational those cats … unless one believes that “intelligence” rests solely in the head of the actors rather, at least partially, in the network itself.

    Wade in on this rumination, Jim.

  2. Brian Katinas

    It’s a simple matter of the number of cats to the number of rats, Doc. One will surely die out before the other, and my money is on the cats personally. When the number of rats begin to dwindle, the cats will eventually kill each other trying to fulfill their own need for food. For while the rats will live on the garbage that we throw away, the cats will be fighting each other over the rats that they are feeding on to survive. Sorry to disagree with you like always, but I guess it’s just my nature.

  3. Jim B.

    I wish to introduce one more actor in the cat-rat-human network. Ms. toxoplasma gondii.

    Cats Control Rats … With Parasites

    By Brandon Keim

    That cat urine frightens rats is an elementary fact of rodent life. It doesn’t even matter if they’ve never seen a cat; the forces of evolution have hard-wired it into their brains, leaving less fearful rats in their nemeses’ bellies”

    What, then, could attract rats to cat pee? None other than toxoplasma gondii, a parasite carried by cats. If a rat is infected by t. gondii, cat urine doesn’t seem so bad anymore; it’s even kind of attractive. Even more impressively, Stanford University researchers have found that the rats otherwise behave normally, with all their usual fears intact. The response is so specific that cats and t. gondii seem almost like a single organism — which, in a sense, they are.

    When it jumps to rats — and, for that matter, to humans, in whom it’s linked to schizophrenia — toxoplasma gondii goes right to the brain and concentrates in the amygdala, a region associated with fear. The next step is to determine exactly how t. gondii changes the brain, and to associate those changes with behavior.

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